Are You Looking for the Coolest Job Ever?
June 25, 2010
Unique skillset required:• Openness to “sorcery”, harnessing untapped areas of the mind, believing what you see
• Inherent ability to manipulate molecules
• Competence with word processing a plus
• No Experience Necessary
• Company Car Provided
• Uniform Required
This person is responsible for the safety of all mankind; fighting off evil doers who try to gain control of the Grimhold; coordinating the succession of the Prime Merlinean; teaching the secrets of the Encantus; eliminating Maxim Horvath and thus restoring peace to the world.
MUST HAVE HIDDEN UNDERGROUND MANHATTAN LAB!
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